Privacy Policy
We really don’t have a privacy policy. If you just read the site or use it for information you’ll be fine, but once you take the next step you’ll find you’re pretty much asking for trouble, or, as we like to say in the business, barking up the wrong tree.
It pays to use dog sense in such situations, and remember the world can be ruff. For example, if you send us an email, we’ll surely read it and probably use it in a book or something, so by sending it, you’re giving us permission.
If you order a product from us, we’ll ship it to your home, office or other verified billing address with our Dog Condom logo all across the outside of it, even as embarrassing as that may be. We’ll also reserve the right to let people know you bought from us because you’re pretty much a weirdo at that point and it might just be better if the world knew about it.
We don’t use tracking cookies, or maybe we do, but we may change that at any time without notice.